You guys never venture out of your hole up there, do ya?
Y'all never thought some of us might want to hang out with you?
No. You just stay up there all proud and stuff, and never come out to hang with us mid-westerners.
Heck, I'll even fire up the smoker and buy the beer.
Besides, winter in STL is no picnic, but it's a damn sure better than what y'all got, that's for sure!
Bob