I learned the hard way that you can't even pretend to go cruising for chicks in a minivan. It is like a big fat wedding ring wrapped around your whole body. "Honest, I use it for business!" "Get real you married old fart!"
Hey, I still got my lookers license. But hell no more kids. Ain't no way baby! I'm saving it up for my next wife is what I tell her when she hold's the neighbors's and starts getting "that look".
Pregancy: An incurable, sexuallytransmitted parasitic infection that cure spontaneously in 9 months.
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Sorry Dougie, don't mean to spoil your fun. But once baby discovers her always empty stomach, we'll probably not see you for another couple weeks anyway... I hope much sooner!
Rich