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Offline BobM

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1530 on: September 28, 2018, 04:43:31 AM »
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you'll have to blow your nose.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1531 on: September 28, 2018, 08:46:06 AM »
Not a professional speaker builder, just a guy who likes building things.
Thanks for the trumpet Rich!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1532 on: September 28, 2018, 11:52:44 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1533 on: October 04, 2018, 01:42:34 PM »
Remember, it's all about the music........

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1534 on: October 04, 2018, 07:41:45 PM »
Not a professional speaker builder, just a guy who likes building things.
Thanks for the trumpet Rich!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1535 on: October 09, 2018, 04:27:12 AM »
I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1536 on: October 13, 2018, 04:36:37 PM »
Waiter - How would you like your steak cooked?

Me - Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter - Rare it is, sir.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1537 on: October 24, 2018, 03:50:04 PM »
Sorry, but I need to vent!!!!

I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. . I'll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1538 on: October 24, 2018, 05:18:10 PM »
Sorry, but I need to vent!!!!

I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. . I'll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1539 on: November 17, 2018, 10:16:06 AM »
We can do this guys!!!

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Offline Bob in St. Louis

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1540 on: November 17, 2018, 10:21:02 AM »
Or... it's the best advice you'll ever hear, but you're too dumb to listen to it.
(not directed at you, Bob ;) )
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1541 on: November 17, 2018, 10:39:00 AM »
We can do this guys!!!


Bob, it looks like you are fitting right in with the Florida crowd.  :lol:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1542 on: November 19, 2018, 05:57:34 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1543 on: November 19, 2018, 09:24:32 AM »
Logic?
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1544 on: November 24, 2018, 07:19:43 PM »
Not a professional speaker builder, just a guy who likes building things.
Thanks for the trumpet Rich!